Accidentally coming out to my family
- Uncle: are you texting a boy?
- Me: no
- Uncle: why not??
- Me: boys are gross
- Uncle: *sarcastically* you a lesbian?
- Me: *doesn't look up from phone* yeah
i was watching the first avenger and wondering how Bucky knew Steve was getting his ass kicked in the back of some random alley behind a movie theatre
like does he just check alleyways whenever he’s walking down a street to see if Steve’s started another fight he can’t finish
the answer is probably yes